That Uppity Bear

Alonzo Stag and Bruce deBuck just saw that
new billboard off Route 15…

“So Smokey went dot com, eh?”

"Sure… That uppity bear gets all the press.”

“So what’s in it for us, Bruce?”

“Not much, Lonnie. And he’ll find all the grub he wants
now that he bought that big ranch up in Montana.”

“Dang it, Bruce… Our aspen are gettin’ way too old.
They’re shot.”

“You got a match?”

“Nah… I gave up smokin’ weed years ago, back when I
was still a raghorn.”

“Yeah… Right…”